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不愧是魔都！上海疫情居民絕望 「中國式蘇聯笑話」諷刺政府成解藥
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國際中心／王溫鈴報導
中國上海因疫情已封城多日，民眾苦不堪言更出現多起死亡事件，而對政府的防疫成效也大為不滿，讓上海居民自嘲「上海就是個大笑話」。網上也不斷出現「中國式蘇聯笑話」，諷刺意味十足，內容正反映了上海人的生活。
在微博、知乎等中國網站上，流傳一則笑話：A問B「你通行證呢？」，B一臉茫然「什麼通行證？」，A怒斥「沒通行證你就在大街上瞎逛？！」，B慌張了「怎麼了？有什麼事？」，A回「上海封城了你不知道？」，B表示自己剛從監獄出來真的不知道，A則說「難怪，才釋放的呀。因為什麼進去的？」，結果B說「我半個月前造謠，說上海要封城進去的」。
類似這種的「上海笑話」層出不窮，反映了上海民眾不滿政府「只會天天闢謠」不肯正視人民需求的狀況。更說：「繼蘇聯笑話後出現了嶄新的品類：上海笑話」、「上海笑話即將取代蘇聯笑話」、「現在已經封了21天，所以說封城7天的確是謠言，你們就偷著樂吧（諷刺中國外交部發言人趙立堅的金句：『疫情期間生活在中國，你們就偷著樂吧』」。
蘇聯笑話流行於前蘇聯和前東歐社會主義國家的政治笑話，以諷刺蘇聯和東歐諸國的領導人、政治、經濟和生活狀態為主。笑話體裁上一般是段子式或者問答式，問答式也會非常簡單，讓人看了會心一笑。
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