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國小生造句竟出現「男女雙打」媽媽大笑：我兒子太誠實了！
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生活中心／張婷瑗報導
小朋友的童言童語總能讓大人啼笑皆非，最近一名媽媽分享國小兒子的作業，卻發現兒子在造句裡用上了「男女雙打」的特殊用詞，超真實造句讓媽媽看了很尷尬，笑問「我兒子是不是太誠實了？」。
一名女網友在《爆廢公社》分享自家兒子的國文作業，只見造句題目是「如果」，原本正常不過的題目，但原PO兒子居然寫下「如果我考了零分，就會被男女雙打」，似乎暗喻考不好會被爸媽教訓，因此原PO搞笑澄清「昨天回家爸爸媽媽先馬上跪在地上（懺悔）」。
有趣的造句回答，也引起網友的關注「這孩子挺有自知之明」、「太真實！好天真喔哈哈哈」、「有自知之明的人在社會上才好生存」、「 怎麼辦笑到美叮美噹」，也有不少網友歪樓回應「男女雙打，很厲害餒」、「媽媽先上、換爸爸，後面男女混合雙打」、「我看成男女爽打．．．」、「應該是三場！男單女單然後混合！我小時候常常一次三場」。
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